Redigerer Tommy Docherty (avsnitt)

== Berømte sitater fra Docherty<ref>[http://sabotagetimes.com/football/25-funny-tommy-docherty-quotes-chelsea-and-man-utd-fans-must-see Tommy Docherty Quotes] {{Wayback|url=http://sabotagetimes.com/football/25-funny-tommy-docherty-quotes-chelsea-and-man-utd-fans-must-see |date=20160604024326 }} på Sabotagetimes.com</ref> <ref>[http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/deadliest-of-enemies-the-end-of-an-era-at-villa-park-411923.html Deadliest of enemies: The end of an era at Villa Park] på Independent.co.uk</ref> ==
* «Football management these days is like nuclear war. No winners, just survivors».
* «My chairman at Aston Villa, Doug Ellis, said he was right behind me, so I told him I’d rather have him in front of me where I could see him».
* «Cricket is the only game where you can actually put on weight while playing».
* «The ideal Board of Directors should be made up of 3 men. 2 dead and the other dying».
* «Ron Atkinson couldn't make it. His hairdresser died ...in 1946».
* «On my first day as Scotland manager I had to call off practice after half an hour, because nobody could get the ball off wee Jimmy Johnstone».
* «Preston? They're one of my old clubs. But then most of them are. I've had more clubs than Jack Nicklaus».
* «Players today are a pack of overpaid, pampered, snot nose little ponces. Bring back National Service for the lot of the bastards, I say».
* «I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet».
* «I don't think Henry Kissinger would have lasted 48 hours at Old Trafford».
* «Because I fell in love with Mary, I got the sack for breaking the moral code even though there were people at the club who’d seen more beds than Percy Thrower’s trowel».
* «After Manchester United, unless you go to Barcelona or Real Madrid, then the only way is down. I’m convinced we’d have won the title within two or three years if I’d stayed». 
* «I get annoyed when I see so much money in the game – it’s immoral».
* «An average player today can get £25,000 a week and they think they’re doing you a favour by giving you an autograph».